you think everyone has the same heart as you, and thats whats gonna fuck you up
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bitchihadenoughofyourbullshit:
THIS IS AMAZING
and I wanna be black
Oh my god I love this show
I love how they’re so protective of her
He really tried tho and they just weren’t having none of it
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
This is why I love Tumblr.
two hours later i click reblog
five hours later i click reblog
It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time
i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point
“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”
i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad
I’ve never heard a car alarm going off and thought, “Oh shit! Someone’s car is getting stolen!”
I was born at 11:58 PM and my parents have a rule that you can’t open gifts until it’s actually the time of your birth, and they have another rule that you can only open gifts on the day of your birth, so every year I only had two minutes to open gifts. some years they just gave me one thing and wrapped it really well
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
Yah fucked up